0:00

Not plucking uh not plucking a biscuit

0:02

off the top, reaching into the watermelon

0:04

bowl the water getting fruit with his

0:07

hands. Bro, who does that? You fucking

0:09

savage? Fuck you nigga nigga

0:11

that will take a picture with a trump like

0:13

ships sweet, that's will do that ship You are

0:16

nigga weird all ball

0:18

head nigga

0:27

hurt hamburger head, asked stick nick

0:33

man Rio's blunt head and

0:42

hate for these nigga, Yeah,

1:00

raise your head, Mago sandwich gets your

1:03

bread. Suck them coss fucked them fast

1:05

whatever light when they hit it them saying my being

1:07

classy to service spread You know they hate we

1:09

see you when I like up did three times

1:11

ten came stuff. They forgot about him, you

1:13

know how my girl right about him, but ain't

1:15

here. Don't talk about them. Play it on for her,

1:18

waist on something, playing up for her waists

1:20

on stuff, walking up, getting I feel like this ship

1:22

said for the sauce and more than a head, saying about

1:25

the kids, like two weeks was

1:28

we're gonna be in this for two weeks, Like y'all,

1:30

y'all remember that now, It's

1:33

like what the fuck. You know what I'm

1:35

saying is I think I thought I was. I

1:37

thought being in the house for two weeks gonna be like,

1:40

oh my god. You know, I thought it felt like Jill,

1:42

you know what I'm saying. We're

1:45

still going through this ship is crazy to me. When

1:47

this ship first hid me and my wife, we were

1:49

like, this ship

1:51

is a rapp until Summer one, and we thought we

1:53

were being you know, we're more

1:55

realistic than most. And now we're feeling like

1:58

Summer one is off the table too.

2:00

I do not believe that. I

2:04

vehemently do

2:08

not put that devil ship on me,

2:12

right, that evil ship?

2:14

What makes you say it? I mean, we we've had a

2:16

streak of like thirteen of the worst reporter

2:18

case of days. It's winter. Everybody's

2:21

going inside doing it's it's a winter really

2:23

because it's been like seventy degrees out we

2:25

haven't even got that winter. Chilli got got

2:27

the heat on right now. It is sixty one degrees

2:30

in southern California and

2:32

its motherfucker yeah, and

2:33

and and it's seventy five degrees out here where

2:36

you know real winter actually happens. So

2:38

so yeah, yeah,

2:40

all the funds have not been inside. Brof. This

2:43

isn't like a winter from it

2:45

has been time has been come up now

2:47

right, it hasn't gotten any colde in like

2:49

fifty We haven't even had a

2:51

chill yet, like you want had the grass for ass

2:54

over yet. Really, Yeah, I don't

2:56

know if you California is know what frost is. But you

2:59

know that the that's nig

3:01

I'm a St. Louis nigga. I know you're talking about you

3:03

talking about Robert Frost, the poet. No,

3:06

but I'm saying it's been snowing. It's been snowing

3:09

in Colorado. It's been cold at other places. You know what

3:11

I'm saying. That dropped down in Missouri. You know what I'm

3:13

saying. So, uh

3:16

winner hasn't hit the eastern seaboard yet and

3:18

that's the only place that really mad. But we did, like

3:21

we're talking about, you know, a disease like this that thrives

3:23

on you know, densty population. You know what I

3:25

mean. So, but you did see the vaccine news

3:27

right from uh visor. This

3:30

is one of those yeahs, I said, This is one of those times you

3:32

realize you've only ever read a word provisors

3:39

from professor is

3:47

a ridiculous ass word to not be a

3:52

dairy like

3:55

that it's not or

3:57

something like he

3:59

is like for that P. A silent

4:01

P is like asking meek Mill to do like a

4:03

soft voice over the setting

4:06

is not there for it. It's

4:08

around that big round,

4:10

biggest and

4:13

and taking P takes effort, like you gotta

4:15

stop whatever you're saying to do though you

4:17

know what I'm saying, whatever word you're saying. You

4:20

gotta stop your lips, gotta go inside you with motherfucking

4:23

mouth, and you gotta pronounce well

4:27

anyway to ignore

4:29

a P too, Like I just gotta look past

4:32

that big ass fucking letter

4:34

and go right to the f He

4:37

is like the nine month pregnant lady

4:39

of letters, you know, like

4:42

like this ship turning

4:45

up moving everyone out of the way flies

4:48

or yeah, but talk about to talk about it, but we

4:51

got I mean, that's good news on the vaccine

4:53

efficacy. I do I do know how to say

4:56

efficacy though, So that's a fancy

4:58

myself on the back for that any percent.

5:00

And they've been I

5:03

will say this, not a fan of the current

5:05

presidential administration, but some

5:07

of the stuff they did with this whole work speed Ship,

5:09

which is the stupidest fucking name in the world

5:12

was good. They already produced several

5:14

million doses of this ship on the off

5:16

chance that it would be approved, So

5:18

it's not like when it gets approved now we're gonna have to

5:21

wait for them to ramp it up. So you

5:23

know, I mean, hopefully fairly early

5:25

in were able to actually start

5:27

getting this shipped out. Their fingers crossed.

5:29

I got a question. Sometimes you feel like your nose

5:31

is nose and more than usual. Me,

5:34

Yeah, I think my nose is nose, and right

5:36

now my

5:38

nose is really nosing right

5:40

now. Bro,

5:42

I'm Italian. I'm

5:47

Italian. Bro. We got my nose as always

5:49

nosing. These never once slipped down off

5:51

my nose. Bro.

5:54

My nose is in front

5:56

of the one of these glasses.

6:00

It is folding the glasses back

6:03

my nostrils. Bro, this motherfucker

6:06

is nosing today. Bro, I'm

6:08

like I got a cold or something. I

6:11

can't tell you my ship. This

6:14

motherfucker is going hammered

6:16

today. I can't tell you what my friends

6:18

in high school useduld call my nose, but yeah, it's

6:21

a word I'm not allowed to say. And then the word

6:24

knows.

6:31

Yeah, my face grew into my nose for sure.

6:35

My mommy is a call. She called it,

6:38

she should call me sausage nose sausage

6:45

because I'll be firing my sillmers

6:47

up. And she got in my ask one day,

6:49

like, so you got something to say, sausage

6:51

nose. I was like, mother,

6:57

how dare you? Oh?

7:02

All right? Should we start the podcast? I

7:04

guess this is the

7:06

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7:13

you so much to everyone who signed up. We

7:15

are Dragonfly Jones, A Tyler,

7:18

Hey guys, Gal

7:20

Jenkins, John, Hey

7:22

guys, got

7:25

a flatten the fucking lip show, And

7:27

I'm Mike doing my

7:29

regular get mother, motherfucking

7:32

Mike, motherfucking guardy b doing

7:35

the white guy voice without having to

7:37

do the white guy voice because it's just my

7:39

white guy boys. So obviously the

7:42

big thing that happened. We're very excited is

7:45

we just get to flame the President of the United States.

7:47

Get that musty asked, motherfucker

7:50

the funk out of my face or

7:53

ever soggy turkey

7:55

neck this soggy suit wearing asked, motherfucker.

7:58

He got the mask, but hey facing

8:00

body built as mother man

8:03

Jack, dinner built at

8:07

bread, quit motherfucker eating

8:10

as turkey and gravy

8:12

built body ass. Motherfucker fuck

8:16

you nigga roast beef

8:18

smelling ass nigga man back

8:21

in the neck breath ask nigga Sagi

8:24

suit wearing ass, motherfucker goddamn

8:27

turkey neck ass nigga

8:31

or shoulder milt body as motherfucker

8:35

ship. Man. I hate this nigga

8:37

so much, like that, I even went

8:39

on Facebook, and I don't even go on Facebook. I

8:41

saw Facebook. I was dying,

8:44

brook, Bro. I went

8:45

to I was, I was, I was from

8:48

St. Louis and I was raising the South,

8:50

Bro, So I saw a lot of that Trump

8:52

ship, and I wanted them niggason no there.

8:55

Look, if I ever spent a moment

8:57

talking to your ass and you voted for Troy,

9:01

I despise every bit

9:03

of energy I spit on your motherfucking

9:05

ass, bro, and I hate you. I

9:08

despise you. Fuck you forever.

9:10

Dog. You know what I mean point blank.

9:13

I just can't respect that ship. And I wanted

9:15

them fucking lame mass fuck

9:17

niggas to know that ship. Man, it

9:19

was your first. It was your first Facebook

9:21

posting like a year and a half. I wrote, I

9:27

really appreciate both of

9:29

your insight because people waste

9:32

so much time talking about that dude's hair,

9:34

And every time I hear something make a joke about

9:36

his hair, I'm always thinking, don't you see

9:38

what this man's

9:41

literally everything else?

9:45

You see how suits hang off of that nigga

9:49

literally looked like a sweet pertato, look like

9:51

the stuff a sweet pritato, and the motherfucking nigger.

9:54

So they dressed up Mr potato head, nigga.

9:57

Fuck your whole body

10:03

front and back, nigga, side

10:05

and side, you look

10:07

like a dance motherfucker. Lea

10:12

wrote a song about your bitch ass nigga,

10:16

I hate you so much. And

10:20

he looked like he smelled like being a sausages

10:22

nigga. I could

10:25

see him grabbing one of them motherfucker's,

10:27

throwing it in the back, his throat, swallowing

10:29

that bitch without chilling nigga, throwing

10:35

this motherfucking head back and getting

10:37

one of the mother God,

10:41

I hate this evil lass nigga man

10:45

ship. He snick eating polos soft

10:47

just all thing. Can

10:51

you imagine sound when it goes through his

10:53

fucking why ass nick neckhead

10:58

ass niggle fu you oh

11:02

ship? How

11:05

did you guys spend the election? How

11:07

did you spend the election the week long

11:10

week to find out whether this dude? I feel

11:12

like Tyler, I was hearing you were a little bit nervous,

11:14

bro Um. I wasn't

11:16

nervous. I was. I was prepared to be disappointed, you know,

11:19

like like that first night ship looked like you know,

11:21

Trump, you know, had had a little he might

11:23

have pulled this ship off. Like you know, it was like, goddamn

11:27

in the popular vote and Trump, I want all the little

11:29

bullshit, you know, fucking flyover

11:31

three elect We're waiting

11:33

for that, like the Pennsylvania, Wisconsin,

11:36

Michigan over that happened

11:38

when they went when they were finally allowed to

11:40

count the mail in votes and everything. For sure,

11:43

because you were two thousand and sixteen, you were the

11:45

SNL sketch come to life. You were just like,

11:48

yeah, obviously they elected him, like

11:51

like I will be a thousand percent.

11:53

I think we talked about this in the pot while I was like, okay,

11:58

like I was, I was, I was, I

12:00

was. I was not shocked. I was

12:02

disappointed, you know what I'm saying.

12:04

Like I knew it was gonna be close, and

12:06

I knew he had a chance of winning. I'm

12:08

like you never No, don't don't

12:10

ever doubt white people whiting. You

12:12

know what I'm saying, Like, you can never do that. You

12:14

know what I'm saying, so obviously,

12:17

I mean yeah, But this time I was more like,

12:20

you know, I think I was hopeful.

12:22

I had some hope, which

12:25

is dangerous in America.

12:27

But I went to sleep. I want I want

12:29

to sleep, like think I would prepare myself in my

12:32

head. I was thinking. I woke up like every hour

12:34

and a half, first off, and I was thinking to myself,

12:36

like, I hope I'm

12:38

seeing myself, John, You'll be fine

12:40

if it's four years of this fun this thinking it will be

12:43

trash, but you'll make it. That's

12:45

I was trying to like prepare myself mentally in that way.

12:49

Yeah, I felt like,

12:51

No, you didn't do that, Mike. I

12:53

felt I felt I felt good about

12:55

it. Yeah, but now you all

12:57

answers up for forty eight hours. Nigs,

13:01

I think you're the most stress we were. I

13:04

think you were more like Listen,

13:06

I talked a lot of ship to a lot of people. Bro

13:11

Nor asked, was stress, Like,

13:14

God, damn it, white people, it

13:17

again. Stress. I'm a

13:19

white guy who lives in the suburbs, and

13:21

I know how much white people in the suburbs

13:23

hate this, dude. So when I saw Orange County

13:25

go heavy blue in two thousand and eighteen,

13:28

you know what I mean, I was like, Okay, we're gonna okay,

13:30

Orange County wasn't before that? Oh

13:33

no, I mean it go go down to Huntington Beach

13:35

right now. It's that's the center of the anti mass

13:37

movement in America. Bro, I mean Orange

13:39

County. They were protesting over the area. We call

13:42

it the Orange Curtain between Long Beach and Orange

13:44

County, Like it might look suburban and

13:46

then suburban, but it's a very different

13:48

atmosphere, you know what I'm saying. Like,

13:51

um so, no, I mean I felt

13:53

good about it. And obviously the biggest

13:56

problem was that these Republican legislatures

13:58

kept them from counting the mailing and votes in

14:01

like Pennsylvania and Georgia until after

14:03

the election had happened. It happened so

14:06

that we have the week of uncertainty

14:09

and questions in the air that we've

14:11

had. So so the states that were

14:13

allowed to count them, we

14:15

got the results. But I mean people

14:17

have been talking about like, oh, you know,

14:19

the election has been moving or like, you

14:22

know, these votes have been coming in, Like the votes have all been

14:24

in, all those mail in ballots were in,

14:26

some of them like two weeks ago or whatever, and

14:28

they just the Republican legislature in the states

14:30

stopped him from counting them in like Pennsylvania

14:32

where that's why Florida we had the result right away

14:36

because they counted the ballots like you

14:38

know, up going up to when the actual

14:41

date happened. So if

14:43

we were to get these results on that we have

14:45

now on Tuesday, I think we'd all feel

14:48

pretty good about it. Like three hundred six, you know,

14:50

he's gonna lose the electoral there the

14:52

popular vote by like several million,

14:55

um three hundred sixt like four states

14:57

flipped against him. But instead it just

14:59

felt like a week where you were like, oh,

15:02

that's pretty pretty tight, buttholes

15:04

across America. Bro, I was just tired

15:06

of seeing will. I may

15:09

never watch CNN ever again. My

15:11

my TV was on CNN for

15:13

like entire days. Bro. Yeah,

15:16

I had it on from Tuesday through Saturday.

15:18

Bro. I'd wake up seeing

15:21

it. I couldn't watch anything else. What then am

15:23

I watching? I'm worried about this ship? You know what? I'm

15:25

saying, like and then Van Jones a

15:27

week as nigga

15:30

get motherfucking fix.

15:33

Fucking you know, nigga,

15:36

nigga, Bro, you playing both sides.

15:38

I'd rather you be a whole fuck nigga

15:40

than than be a fun nigga pretending like you

15:42

ain't a nigga. Bro. You know what I'm saying. You out

15:45

here taking pictures with motherfucking trumping them

15:47

and fucking was it Candice Ones and Ship

15:49

smiling? Nick I can't even look at her

15:52

smiling, yo, ask smelling her and still smiling.

15:57

It's easy, easy to be. It was easy

15:59

for you before that, nigga. You know what I'm saying that

16:01

My nigga's in my and the d m s and my

16:03

i G told me you'll be going to motherfucking

16:06

parties, sucking your mother sucking hands

16:08

straight to the motherfucking food. That's

16:11

how I know you opt nig the watermelon

16:13

nasty nigga, not plucking uh,

16:15

not plucking a biscuit off the top, reaching

16:18

into the watermelon bowl the water getting

16:21

fruit with his hands. Bro, Who does that?

16:23

You fucking savage fuck you nigga

16:25

nigga that will take a picture with a trump

16:28

like ships sweet, that's will do that ship. You

16:30

are nigga weird all ballad,

16:34

nigga nig

16:42

hurt hamburger head, ass sticking man,

16:47

this nick man Rio's

16:49

bunt head and hate

16:57

for these niggas. Ship,

17:01

Steve Madden Head asked, hopefully,

17:13

brill b it's

17:22

toasting. It's nig

17:38

forever going

17:40

to my mother people's parties and digging

17:42

and with water handed

17:47

at my own home. You get shange.

17:54

Uh what did we get good

17:56

out of the CNN? We got Abby

17:58

Phillips

18:01

two thumbs up. I

18:04

definitely recommend. Uh.

18:07

That was it, man. I'm just glad it's over. Bro, I

18:09

woke up, said The one time I was asleep

18:11

was when they actually called the election. Well

18:13

it was. I could trace the whole week on where

18:16

I was. Like, I was on my couch at

18:18

one am when Wisconsin went blue. I

18:21

was at the country club with you in Trigue

18:23

when Michigan got called. I

18:26

was dropping a lot of you, Bro, I would could you

18:28

tell I was out of there? Huh? Oh yeah,

18:31

Bro? That wine had me savan

18:36

Blanc at eleven. I'm trinking to about two. I

18:39

was like that ride home was great,

18:41

though it was very peaceful

18:43

show. Yeah,

18:47

she so, Mike,

18:49

do you feel like, would

18:52

you have rather been awake? Like you were awake

18:54

for fucking seventy would you have rather

18:56

been awaking? The news broker was waking up to it just

18:58

as like delicious. I mean, I just

19:00

wanted it, dumb bro because I like, because

19:03

I'll be honest, like part of it was superstitious

19:05

for me. I was confident in two thousand

19:07

and sixteen. I was fully the clueless white guy

19:09

who was like, we all know this dude's ridiculous,

19:11

right. I live in California, and everyone

19:14

here hated the dude. You know what I mean. You grew up and you grew

19:16

up in Long Beause too, so like your friends weren't like

19:18

on Facebook telling you what America

19:20

really is. I had more people in

19:22

my I saw more public support

19:24

among people I knew this time than I did

19:26

in two thousand and sixteen, for weird,

19:29

because they felt like they had permission now because

19:31

he'd been the president. You know what I mean, I

19:34

think, yeah, I think so for sure, So you

19:37

know, But anyway, I was deep

19:39

in Orange County covering a volleyball match

19:41

when the election results started coming in

19:43

two thousands sixteen, and my wife was here by

19:45

herself, freaking the funk

19:47

out, you know. I was getting

19:49

a text like oh it is you,

19:53

you know, and so I was like, oh, this is fucking terrible

19:55

because I didn't think there's any chance is gonna happen. So I'm like

19:58

racing home after the match, you know what I

20:00

mean, like, oh, this is crazy. We you

20:02

know, he she lost Pennsylvania all this other

20:04

ship. So for me, I mean,

20:06

it did look initially like we said,

20:08

you were a little bit stressed out over the results

20:10

that were coming in, like because Florida. It was because

20:13

we started in Florida and

20:15

like all the Cubans were like no fun the Democrats,

20:18

you know what I mean. So

20:20

it had that same feeling of like oh,

20:23

and so I just felt like I

20:25

was like, I'm here, I'm with my wife. She's

20:27

not gonna go through whatever happens here alone. I

20:29

was like, you've just take a nap. I'm gonna make sure

20:31

everything's okay.

20:36

So I woke grew up. I woke grew up when Wisconsin

20:38

went blue, you know what I mean. It's like we got we're

20:40

all good, like looking at where the votes are still coming

20:42

in and the how the mail in ballots are breaking,

20:44

like we're all good. But it was it

20:47

was tight butt hole till about one o'clock in the morning.

20:49

It was texting me like three thirty am, I mean

20:51

two o'clock and

20:53

I texted you guys. Like the next

20:56

night, at like midnight, I

20:58

texted you guys. I think guy just hallucinated

21:01

a fly. Yeah. I

21:03

was like, this need to take up to take it

21:05

now. I

21:07

was like, I woke up at like six

21:09

am the next day, I had no recollection

21:12

of going to bed and I looked

21:14

at my phone. I saw I texted a couple of different

21:16

people about this fly and

21:20

I don't remember sending the text. I don't

21:22

remember sending the text and I don't

21:24

remember the fly, So I don't know.

21:28

That doesn't seem healthy, bro, Yeah,

21:30

it wasn't healthy. But I'm glad this ship is. I'm very

21:32

glad this. You know. Now we just need to

21:35

see what happened obviously, but I

21:37

mean, but we know the result. It

21:40

was cool seeing like the speech and it was

21:42

like people were saying this, but it

21:44

felt like a president was talking. You

21:47

know what I'm saying. It felt like a VP was talking. You

21:49

didn't feel like a fucking

21:51

twelve year old was just you know what I'm saying,

21:54

grabbed the mic and was just spewing bullshit.

21:56

You know what I mean, Bro, I know the bar is low,

21:59

but like, did you he is press release about who's

22:01

honest Coronavirus task Force and

22:03

every person on the list had the word doctor

22:06

in front of their name, And I'm like, I shouldn't

22:08

be so happy about this, but I'm

22:10

thrilled. But

22:13

I mean, you, I did you see that one? I mean, back

22:15

to regular racism, you

22:21

know what I mean, And you know what I'm saying, at least

22:23

I'll pretend not to be racist, you know what I'm

22:25

saying. White nationalists are being sympathized

22:28

with. Do you feel like that? Do you feel some

22:30

relief and like like it's not fixing

22:32

everything, but at least it's quote unquote diet

22:34

racism or whatever. I mean, I feel relieved about

22:36

it. I grew up in the South. It's been fun this

22:38

place for a long long time, so I mean,

22:41

it's like it's still fun this place.

22:43

But it's not like you know, it's

22:45

not you know, it's not it's not that I

22:47

don't there there's there's definitely some

22:49

relief. I mean when you look at how

22:51

red and it was the fact it was even close

22:54

shows you how fucked up this place is. Yeah,

22:58

in fact that it was even a at any

23:00

point about it. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, I yeah,

23:04

I guess I'm more relieved than happy, you

23:06

know what I mean, because I

23:08

I do not feel that Trump

23:11

is um is over with Trump, because um,

23:13

I feel I feel like the GOP they're at an interesting

23:16

crossroads right about now, because like I said, the end

23:18

of Trump, it doesn't mean the end of Trump is zone

23:20

because Trump is um. That ship

23:22

wasn't ushered in by Trump. You know what I'm saying,

23:25

that ship, That ship was slow simmering

23:27

for decades in the GOLP kitchen. Yeah,

23:31

yeah, yeah, Trump is just the motherfucker who

23:33

who barged in the kitchen and

23:35

turned that motherfucker opened up to five. You

23:38

know what I mean? Like like the tenants

23:41

of Trump is U, the xenophobia

23:43

of the wide identity pop politics,

23:45

the bigotry there is lamophobia,

23:48

you know, the fucking sort

23:50

of of damn cles hanging over woman's head

23:52

that we're shooting to get the fucking Supreme Court. So

23:54

we can reverse rovers Waite. The

23:57

GOP had been whispering that

23:59

ship for decades. Trump

24:01

came in that motherfucker with a bullhorn and said, all that

24:03

ship out loud, right, you know what I mean,

24:05

speaking the language seving from everybody was

24:08

like you said, they were whispering behind the doors. But

24:10

it's exactly what you said. And now the question is

24:13

you just lost? So are

24:16

you hanging on? I mean, I mean and Republicans

24:19

voted for the dude, so you know, you

24:21

you have all these quote unquote

24:23

moderates like a Mitt Romney or whoever who want

24:25

to be somewhere in the middle. But it's

24:27

like you can't get elected that way

24:30

because all of the people are still people

24:32

who are writing for him. You know what I mean. Don't think

24:34

a Mick can do it. You don't think at he

24:37

can't get elected to the Senate in Utah because he's

24:39

he's a you know what I mean. I'm

24:41

talking about, you know, like he was he was running.

24:44

Look at but look at it, but look at like you

24:46

know, miss McConnell today, can't I'll say not.

24:48

Let me say that. The one thing I want to say about Barack Obama.

24:50

If you look at the electoral map in two thousand

24:52

and sixteen and two thousand twenty one. Thing

24:54

that's very clear is we did not appreciate

24:57

Barack Obama enough. I

25:00

was a twelve because he won ship that is

25:02

like impossible. We were

25:04

going we were going to sleep at ten

25:06

thirty Eastern time. The next

25:08

president was gonna be like Indiana,

25:13

I mean you know what I mean, like he wonts some states where

25:15

like we my kids might be our age

25:17

before democratsman, Indiannah said

25:20

fuck Biden first,

25:23

right. Indiana was like, let's

25:25

not pretend here we

25:27

got like half the votes in but nigga, we

25:29

know what tom it is. You know what I'm saying,

25:31

Like that's that's insane. But you

25:34

know, like I remember two thousand and eight, I was crying

25:36

by like at dinner time, Like I

25:38

I went to grab dinner at like nine ten

25:41

or something and was emotional about

25:43

him winning because it was that clear. I

25:46

was hugging the dude that that that was taking

25:48

my order in and out at like fucking right

25:51

right right, So I

25:54

was at taco. He won Iowa,

25:57

like he won Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana,

26:00

and Iowa. Bro like really went Indiana,

26:03

Yeah, Jesus. I think he

26:05

wanted both times. No, no, no no, yes,

26:08

I mean so anyway, that was one thing

26:10

for me for sure, where you were like, and he almost won

26:13

Missouri, John, I mean, but

26:15

the thing is, I didn't think that. I I

26:19

was surprised it was as close as it was. And I

26:21

mean I think it was like thirty to seventy percent. I'm like, they

26:23

got thirty percent of people would vote for Biden Missouri, Dana,

26:25

I'm saying, Obama, that's that's crazy

26:27

that there were signs in Missouri,

26:31

We're like farmers bought

26:33

big gas, fucking you know, like, what

26:36

what are those signs of billboards? And

26:38

said anybody but Obama?

26:41

Right Missouri, like then

26:44

the Middle America, Missouri, like outside

26:46

of like Kansas and and and St. Louis, they

26:50

were very anti Obama, you know what I'm

26:52

saying. So, I mean, maybe he just got a lot

26:54

of the black people out in the took to him out and vote.

26:56

But well, but the other thing was his

26:58

message, like repub lookings had demogogue

27:01

yet so that the actual economic

27:04

message was able to get through. There was the anecdote

27:06

which I won't repeat the

27:09

word that was used, but there's an anecdote

27:11

of the farmer, and I think it was Indiana

27:14

who went. An Obama volunteer

27:16

called and said, who are you voting for? He said, I'm

27:18

voting for the N word because

27:20

I need healthcare. Wow, you

27:22

know what I'm saying? And like that was like

27:25

his message was getting through to where people

27:27

were like, I might be racist, but I still

27:29

want my kids to not, you

27:32

know, not be able to go to the doctor. Like

27:35

it's sad that that's what it takes to win a big

27:37

majority in America. But as we see obviously

27:40

now that's what it feels like, you know

27:42

what I mean? So what

27:44

did you guys? Did you guys? Like the Chappelle monologue

27:47

on snlot was great. Loved

27:50

it, but it was hilarious. Suppose

27:52

just what you gotta say with Tyler because he usually seem

27:55

you what what you what you're thinking? I

27:57

love this bit about how white

28:00

should just give black people reparations even that they

28:02

don't deserve it the whole, you know, buy a drug, day light scream

28:05

ship. I love that random

28:07

acts of kindness for black people. Yeah,

28:09

don't get nicolessons. I was you

28:13

know what I'm saying to call back at the end of that. But I

28:15

mean it's and I actually

28:17

do believe in the random acts of kindness for black

28:19

people though that's like that, that's actually that's

28:21

kind of something my mom practiced. Like if it was if

28:24

we were at a red light and there's someone trying to come

28:26

out of a drive through, if my mom saw it was a

28:28

black driver, you always let the person

28:30

through. There's

28:33

another white lady. She's like, fun this, bro

28:36

It's like it's a teenage boys and no, no,

28:38

no, but

28:41

to give the drug dealers some ice cream ship.

28:43

That was so funny, Brood.

28:50

Yeah, yeah, man, like I thought.

28:54

I thought it was great. I

28:56

mean, Chapelle is just it's

28:58

just kind of seeing him.

29:01

I'm at the point where I'm not I

29:03

laugh while watching Chappelle, but

29:06

I just don't watch him to laaugh. I

29:08

watched him to see somebody to the

29:10

best at doing something doing it, you

29:13

know what I'm saying. I watched it like I

29:15

want to see somebody It's like why why

29:17

why? I mean watching m J or

29:19

Braun play, you know what I'm like, He's

29:21

transcended being a stand up comments

29:25

to some other things. Right,

29:27

He's a He's a god doing his ship, and

29:29

I want to see the god tear person

29:32

do what they are on this planet to do, like

29:35

his storytelling and all that is just it's

29:37

I watched The City did with uh

29:40

with um what's her name? The

29:43

interview shipped on Netflix, Oh with

29:45

Letterman David Letterman. Yeah, And honestly,

29:48

I was I've really enjoyed it, but I

29:51

was just I was almost captivated

29:53

by how good both of them are at

29:55

being what they are. Like

29:57

Dave Chappelle is really good at storytelling and really

29:59

good to being himself and funny and all

30:01

that ship right, but also Letterman is

30:04

just Letterman. Letterman is

30:06

good at at digging into

30:08

his interview. He's to get them to give us, you

30:10

know what we want to hear. But he's really he's he's

30:12

really what's the term

30:15

when people are disarming?

30:17

You know what I'm saying, Like Letterman, I

30:20

feel like if I

30:22

was talking the Letterman, I'd forget that I was in front

30:24

of a crowd, you know what I'm saying,

30:27

Like, let him make get things out of you, because you're

30:29

like Letterman, you feel like you're talking to your homie.

30:31

Like he is so fucking good

30:33

at what he does and he's super

30:36

smart, but he comes across in a way that's very

30:38

relatable, you know.

30:40

Like, but

30:43

I was watching that for the same reason, like I got

30:45

caught into caught up in because I was just like, Wow,

30:47

these guys are just so good at what they

30:50

do. Yeah, for one reason, I

30:52

really enjoyed that. But that's why I watched. I was watching

30:54

it to see I would say he was one of like,

30:57

I mean, it's not very many comedians

30:59

or entertainers of any kind that I was

31:02

like interested in hearing from on Saturday

31:04

night, you know what I mean. He's

31:07

really one where you're just like, I mean, we like

31:09

we made plans, you know what I mean, as soon as we knew

31:11

the election give they were like, all right, we got an eight thirty.

31:14

We want to be in front of the television, like like

31:16

on the spot, you know what I mean. Let's

31:22

talk about something else. So, how do you guys feel

31:24

about shoes? Very

31:30

important topic today?

31:33

This is the all slander episode of James.

31:36

I'm not really this is the thing.

31:38

I'm not. The shoes

31:41

slander themselves. The

31:43

photo of the shoe was

31:46

slanderous too, I mean it was It's

31:48

just such an ugly shoe. It's like

31:50

it's it's it's self deprecating, you

31:52

know what I mean, like the shoe with the design,

31:55

but that's just like for me, it's like because

31:57

people say I always thought Cools was cool,

32:00

Like you know, cool is cool, like the kids things cool.

32:02

I'm you know, like whatever, right something like

32:04

you know, he's always one of these cute things. And to

32:07

before games and getting

32:09

fits off and ship there

32:13

were not quiet not having

32:16

trying to do the visual aid for people watching the video

32:18

it's not working, Like, bro, how

32:22

can you be this good addressing

32:24

and not see how

32:27

horrid this fucking

32:29

shoe is. It's like this shoe

32:31

was made to wear with drop crotch pants,

32:34

like you know what I'm saying. I

32:36

think I think that's the exact reason why

32:38

he can't see that, because it's it's

32:41

very hard to get performance in fashion on

32:43

the same page. Because he's not trying to hoop in those.

32:45

I think I think these are like those

32:47

are his is just kicking his shoes. I think I think

32:50

these are these are like the shoes he's gonna

32:52

wear with like jeans. But

32:54

they called him like the all pros or some ship, right,

32:56

So I don't find

32:58

out. I mean, but like that, like I think, I

33:01

just I think that there is there a dada

33:03

Like the promo was a who shoes? Yeah, I don't

33:05

know, I don't know, but yeah,

33:07

that's that ship. It's

33:13

they're horrible there, it's a it's a there's

33:15

nothing about it. They're

33:18

awful shoes and shoes is just awful.

33:23

There's nothing about the shoe

33:25

that's desirable. It's fat, you

33:28

know what I'm saying. You know it's it's like

33:30

it's that's

33:33

so that's so flat as

33:35

funk. How the funk is a basketball player making

33:37

shoes without art support?

33:42

You know what I'm saying? Like that looks like a like the that's

33:45

those are some pat ewing ass shoes, you know what

33:47

I mean. Like that's a shoe with a nigga

33:49

with some big gass ankles, you know what I mean, Like

33:52

some house some house arrest

33:57

can sufficiently support your house arrest.

34:00

It's like like like you know what I'm saying, You

34:02

you're putting tying them around a nigger

34:04

feet when you're trying to put them at the bottom of a river,

34:06

you know what I mean, Like pficient

34:12

the mafia is gonna use that dude, you

34:14

know what I mean. And if you

34:16

can't refuse for Nike

34:23

offer, you can't refuse that or

34:27

fucking bad. They're just bad.

34:31

They're not even worth talking about. I just I'm

34:33

just really confused by them. We're

34:35

somebody that you know, like and also like

34:38

the owner

34:40

of Rute, like he got some style.

34:42

But I think they try to make

34:44

like a kind of like a designer's shoe,

34:46

but you're not gonna make a designer. Designer shoes

34:49

are like designer steakers are not good.

34:51

Like the only ones that I like are the ones that I have, which you're like

34:53

common projects, right, Like designer

34:55

shoes are generally trash and

34:58

like. But what they have, like you know, Gucci

35:00

on them, more fucking Louis Batton, you know what I'm

35:02

saying. So people will buy them because

35:05

because they're fucking they have that name to him.

35:08

This is that with Puma on it.

35:11

Nobody's buying that, bro. They

35:14

see all the ugly that is covered up

35:16

by the name. For most designers

35:18

shoes, the

35:20

Puma logo to do a little bit too

35:23

much lifting, right right right? What if

35:25

the FI does that looking with the big

35:27

fat ass shoes, These

35:29

big old beast motherfucker's cannot be balanced

35:31

out by the name Puma. Okay,

35:34

you know what I mean? Like so, uh,

35:37

I'm just it's it's it's shocking. It's

35:39

shocking that he made the shoe and we

35:42

paid tribute before we end Alex

35:44

Trebeck. Yeah, I

35:46

mean, I know, that's y'all's boy. I mean, I funked with

35:49

Alex. Obviously he's like a household figure.

35:52

Grew up watching him. But you know, y'all still, I don't

35:54

know, but this is what I wanted to say.

35:56

I feel like Tyler's timeline is a

35:58

reflection of that. Jeff and Alex

36:00

Trebek was like one of the first

36:04

true cultural crossovers across

36:06

like all races. You know what I

36:08

mean. If

36:12

if if everyone in my

36:15

wife's family, if the elderly

36:17

people in Hawaii and the

36:20

black people from the South and my family

36:22

at tagging people from Jersey, you had

36:25

the grandparents and the parents and the

36:27

kids and the grandkids. If everyone

36:29

was in the room, you could put Jeopardy on. Yeah,

36:31

Yeah, that might be the only thing

36:33

you could put on, but you could put yeah.

36:38

And I don't know, I mean, I don't know. I don't know

36:40

why It's like one of those things you would you

36:42

would like. I knew when I was watching The Simpsons

36:45

or I was listening to a band I like when I was

36:47

a kid that was like, Oh, this means something to me.

36:49

I never felt that way about Jeopardy,

36:51

Like I never thought I was, because it was

36:53

such a constant that it wasn't an event,

36:55

you know what I mean. I kind of way about

36:57

Alex Trabecco, I say, I did not mean

37:00

until Twitter the last couple of years. I just I

37:02

didn't have an appreciation for him. I just I thought

37:04

he was funny or he was good at his job. I

37:06

never thought I would. I would never have imagined i'd

37:08

be like sad if

37:10

he passed away at eighty years old, you know what

37:13

I mean. But I don't

37:15

know. I was for sure. I appreciate all this stuff you retweeted

37:17

Tyler. I thought it was like a good mix of all

37:19

the different kinds of ship he was good at. Yeah.

37:22

Yeah. I saw a tweet that I think summed

37:24

it up perfectly where someone said,

37:26

you know, Alex Trebek made as smarter

37:28

and he implored us to be kinder. And I think

37:30

that's perfect. The only

37:33

person in America.

37:35

You can say that about you

37:37

know, I mean, but

37:40

yeah, all right? Is

37:42

that it all right? Presidency?

37:45

All right? We had a lot of fun before. We didn't

37:47

talk about that either, was that we

37:50

had a lot of fun. Mean, we had a lot of recording.

37:52

I'm just saying, oh yeah for sure. Yeah,

37:54

But anyway, it was good man. I've been dragging

37:56

a us a little bit today. To be completely honest, I

37:59

was too dunking high to talk to you all yesterday.

38:05

I was fucking yes zooted

38:07

to Z word my friends. The

38:11

boy was floating nigger ship. It was

38:13

great. But a little bit of wine to day. No,

38:15

no, no, no weed, no reefer

38:18

no, as as as are the

38:21

generation before everything dope,

38:23

Like, if I'll accept any word, I'll

38:26

accept I'll accept any word except

38:28

pot. Bro thinking

38:30

about it, smoking pot? What

38:35

do the funk made that ship up? I

38:38

never called right white

38:40

people my mom and Dado?

38:44

Yes, what did that come from? What's the edemlogy

38:47

behind pot? Maybe because

38:49

they come grew that ship and pot That's the only

38:51

connection I can make. But what

38:54

dope, dope do what I mean? That's just a made

38:56

up word? Completely, I know what I know? A

38:58

dope is somebody that you know, you

39:01

stupid, dumb

39:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. On

39:06

the origin of pot has nothing to do

39:08

with the culinary tool. The word came

39:10

into use in America in the late nineteen thirties.

39:12

It is a shortening of the Spanish

39:18

wine or brandy in which marijuana

39:21

buds have been steeps. It literally means

39:23

the drink of grief. Oh

39:25

my drinking goddamn

39:29

lie, I'll tell you that. Yeah,

39:32

the opposite grief wine with weed

39:35

steeped in. The

39:38

wine and weed together,

39:41

it's the best buss like we

39:44

made, poured in it like it was next

39:46

quick chocolate mix.

39:48

Bro. That's yeah,

39:51

that that's a drink of grief. You you're

39:54

trying? Are you running from some seat? If you on that, you

39:58

felt a lot of grief for sure. Man, that

40:01

now makes sense. It makes sense. Yeah. But anyway,

40:04

that's so. But we're good, y'all,

40:08

boys'll be cool. Thanks. Thanks,

40:11

So, it's a great fucking time. Whatever.

40:14

We didn't officially win the election until

40:16

I heard you guys just completely shut down

40:18

Donald Trump's neck. So there we go, there

40:21

we go. Are

40:37

you serious? Are you

40:39

kidding me? What's to do? Oh?

40:43

No, no, this is the one

40:45

you're talking about that's supposed to take my

40:47

place down. This this one, really it's

40:51

almost disrespectful. That's

40:55

a downgrading. You know, Still

40:59

your yes me,

41:02

Still your best

41:05

me. When you want to come back,

41:09

I let you back on your back and do you just

41:12

like that Mr way

41:14

that I grab your

41:17

body knows me? Guys, still

41:19

your best I

41:21

don't want your hut. Maybe it

41:23

wants before. I don't want

41:25

you back. I just want to let you

41:28

know. Say my love is bad,

41:30

so you let me go by

41:32

my lombie is war. I just want

41:34

to let you know I don't want

41:37

your hut. Maybe it wants before.

41:40

I don't want you back. I just want

41:42

to let you know, say my mommies

41:44

back, so you let me go by

41:47

my lommie is more. I just want

41:49

to let you know. Still your past,

41:51

dinah, I bet I hate

41:54

it. It's unbarrina that

41:57

I got away. Just come fast

41:59

right now, go ahead and say

42:01

God says baby

42:05

is okay.

42:09

That's it down getting you know,