This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Brendan and Mike pair UV Sriracha Vodka agains Malort in the Malort Minute, Quinn tells a story of being trapped in an elevator with a mocked up erection. Then Brendan and Mike wax poet

Episode 38: Mike Does Dunkirk and James Nielssen AKA @Cool_As_Heck

7 Aug 8th, 2017 44m 24s

This week in Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - Brendan and Mike pair up Modelo Chelada with Malort. Then, Brendan walks Mike through the decisions of the Battle of Dunkirk, to see if Mike thinks like Hitler or not. Finally, we bri

Episode 37: Lollapalooza and Lauren Dantonio

8 Aug 1st, 2017 36m 40s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan debate whether or not Lollapalooza is actually a worthwhile music festival in a all new HOT TAKES, and talk about moving to a new city and making friends as an "adult."

41 - Podchaser Co-Founder Cole Raven & The Roommate Horror Quiz

7 Aug 29th, 2017 46m 7s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - Podchaser CEO Cole Raven comes on to talk about the launch of his new app, destined to be "the IMDB of podcasts." But before he comes on, Mike and Brendan play a rousing Two Truths an

Episode 34: Courtesy Flushes and Sexual Jumanji

5 Jul 11th, 2017 46m 32s

Today on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Brendan and Mike debate what exactly defines a courtesy flush before drinking Green Apple Boone's Farm Wine to Malort in the Malort Minute. Then they play a game of Would You Rather: Be the

Episode 35: How Old is Too Old? And Page from UGA

Jul 18th, 2017 47m 55s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike poses an interesting theory before slamming some Malort in the Malort Minute and debating Brendan whether we've reached "peak jacking off." Then, we bring on Page, The Black Sheep

39 - Lauren the Intern, Florida, and the Quinn Quiz

3 Aug 13th, 2017 37m 5s

This week in Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - our summer intern and Chief Campus Editor Lauren from Florida State comes on to talk about how shitty Florida is, slug some Malort and take a quiz about the frequency with which Quinn d

Booze Before Noon Episode 33: Dogs, Birds and Shannon Long from Pure Brews America

Jul 5th, 2017 41m 42s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan debate whether dogs are parasites, birds as dinosaurs and many other topics in another Power Mini Hour. Then Shannon Long, host of EMMY Award Winning TV Show Pure Brews

Booze Before Noon Episode 32: Horse Ghosts, Gary Busey and The Podfather

Jun 26th, 2017 43m 37s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan argue whether they'd rather be haunted by a ghost horse or be Gary Busey's pet. Then, THE PODFATHER comes on to announce a special $1000 giveaway to 10 random followers

Booze Before Noon Episode 31: Helen Keller, Memes, and Addie from Talk of Shame

Jun 20th, 2017 49m 5s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan slam some Malort and debate 10 topics in a Mini Power hour: from whether Mike is smarter than Helen Keller to the best fart suppressor. Then, Addie comes on to promote

Booze Before Noon Episode 30: Coasters, Boogers, Muppets and Connor Golden

Jun 13th, 2017 49m 39s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike gives his ASMR review of Wonder Woman (3:13) then he and Brendan indulge themselves in a MINI POWER HOUR to debate 10 topics while taking 10 shots of Zhiguly Grande(6:15). Connor G

42 - Brent Murman and "Dear BBN"

1 Sep 5th, 2017 42m 33s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan answer listeners' questions about love and burying bones in the garden while drinking XXXXX CAMO BLACK malt liquor. Then Brent Murrman, aka @murrman5 on Twitter, comes

Booze Before Noon Episode 29: Male Birth Control, ASMR and Vajra, A Trump Defender

Jun 6th, 2017 49m 17s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep’s podcast - we come in hot off some technical difficulties to talk Mike’s questionable “Bro and Dog D*** Weekend,” then compare Malort to Effen Awesome (4:00), another weird Lithuanian malt liquo

Booze Before Noon Episode 28: POWER HOUR LIVE, PT. 2

May 30th, 2017 1h 45m

Today on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - we go back to Facebook for another LIVE Power Hour! Mike and Brendan argue everything from owning reptiles as pets, Men’s Rights, “crackin’ open a cold one with the boys,” and throw pillows

Booze Before Noon Episode 27: Corporate Jargon and Musician Ben Phipps

May 23rd, 2017 36m 8s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep podcast - Mike and Brendan with Malort Minute by pairing Malort against Before and After Beer, which is bad (5:10). Then, eat some El Yucateco in Hot Takes and debate what the worst corporate jar

Booze Before Noon Episode 26: Uncle Dave, Quinn's Old Roommate

May 16th, 2017 35m 49s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - Brendan and Mike kick things off by comparing Malort to crusty old French cider that tastes like Blue Cheese (1:36). The terms "Jelking" (3:06) and "Too close for cumfart" are uttered

Booze Before Noon Episode 25: Pancakes vs. Waffles and Morgan from UVa

May 9th, 2017 41m 51s

Today on Booze Before Noon — The Black Sheep’s podcast — Mike and Brendan compare sochu to Malort, which Malort wins in easy fashion as much, much worse. Then, they eat a dollop of wasabi (11:00) and debate which is better: Waffles or Pancakes?

Booze Before Noon Episode 24: Dolphin vs Kangaroo Fights and Miko from UCLA

May 2nd, 2017 53m 1s

Today on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep’s Podcast - we start things off by talking our first experiences with chewing tobacco (not good) and then compare Malort to Budweiser Clamato (beer + tomato juice + clam juice). Then in Hot Takes, Mi

Booze Before Noon Episode 23: Bus Etiquette and Evan from Why You Delete?

Apr 25th, 2017 40m 7s

Today on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - we kick things off by comparing Underberg to Malort in the Malort Minute and read a few of Mike's incoherent theories on eating humans, among other things (2:30). Before getting into Hot Ta

Booze Before Noon Episode 21: Cooking Sucks and Tyler From Illinois State

Apr 11th, 2017 37m 18s

Today on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - things get started right away with the Malort Minute (1:50) comparing Malort to Lemon Basil Cider that will be needed much more when Mike and Brendan take WAY TOO MUCH of the hottest hot

Booze Before Noon Episode 20: Public Bathroom Etiquette and Page from UGA

Apr 4th, 2017 36m 50s

Today on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - Mike and Brendan kick things off by talking about Mike's silk sheets in college :( (1:15) and drinking the definitively worse-than-Malort Cacique Guaro in the Malort Minute (3:35). Then,

Booze Before Noon Episode 19: Golf Sucks and Stand Up Comedian Brett Kline

Mar 28th, 2017 40m 51s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep's Podcast - we start things off in the Malort Minute by pairing it against crappy gluten free beer and chatting about Mike's amphetamine and diarrhea problems (4:30). Then, Mike and Brendan give

Booze Before Noon Episode 18: Super Hippies and Special Guest Amanda from UConn

Mar 21st, 2017 37m 59s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan get right into the Malort Minute (1:00) by testing it against St. Ides High Gravity Malt Liquor and wondering whether Rule 34 applies to Grimace (5:00). Then, a heated

Booze Before Noon Episode 17: March Madness With Special Guest Former Mayor of Champaign Don Gerard

Mar 14th, 2017 41m 22s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep Podcast - Mike and Brendan kick things off with the Malort Minute and Little Brother Gin (3:20). Mike tries to get to the bottom of whoever made his parody account (5:20) before going into the ho

Booze Before Noon Episode 16: Dropkick Murphys with Special Guest Dean

Mar 7th, 2017 48m 36s

This week on Booze Before Noon - The Black Sheep podcast - Mike and Brendan start off by talking about their best St. Patty's Day college moments before ripping two different kinds of Malort: Jeppson's and Few -- the worst malort they've ever h